Maws

[Justin Bieber]

MAWS ([Middle-Aged Woman] Syndrome) is a disease that many females tends to inexplicably contract upon reaching their 30s or 40s.
Symptoms inlcude:
-irritability
-irrationality
-bossiness
-complaining
-being self-absorbed
-negative attention-seeking
[-making] a scene in public places
Women with MAWS tend to make up the vast majority of people who make complaints or demands in stores, restaurants, or other customer service locations.
Women with MAWS seem to live in their own reality; they think their behaviour is normal and their actions justified.
Women may outgrow MAWS in their later years, rationalizing in ways deemed [comprehensible] or even socially acceptable.