Clubbing
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A favourite activity of the moronic majority, this involves being [shunted] like cattle into a converted [warehouse]... sadly not to be [slaughtered], but to wear ridiculous trendy clothes, listen to crap eardrum-shattering music, try to pick up brainless members of the opposite sex, and generally stand around aimlessly in a desperate but pointless attempt to show how cool you are.
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[to go] to a [driving range]
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The act of paying ridiculous amounts of money to enter a dimly-lit, highly-flammable room just to dance for a few hours to overly repetitive music that a 5-year old composed. And you have to dress like youre going to a royal [banquet] or the [bouncer] will throw you out. Usually, [illegal drugs] are served so as to help the attendees tolerate the music.
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[Violently] [beating] a person in the face with an [erect penis].
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Participating, individually or with a group, in the more active aspects of urban nightlife. Term encompasses both dancing and non-dancing [participation], [sexualized] and non-sexualized, and usually refers to large, perception- or mood-altering venues. Suggests, but does not imply, the use of drugs or alcohol. Can be applied, though only loosely, to clubs in [the suburbs].
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A popular college [pastime] involving [2x4s] and [baby seals].
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n. Going to club [meetings] just for [the food], then leaving immediately after, without staying for [the main event].
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- [The present] progressive form of the verb to club, meaning that a person is currently hitting something with a club.
[2a]. An expression for going out to wordnightclub/words.
[2b]. An expression used by stupid people who think nightclubs will make them cooler, or something.
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Clubbing is enlargement of the tips of the fingers or toes and a change in the angle where the nails emerge.
Clubbing occurs when the amount of soft tissue beneath the nail beds increases. It is not clear why the soft tissue increases, but it may be related to the levels of proteins that stimulate blood vessel growth. Clubbing occurs in some lung disorders (such as lung cancer, lung abscess, pulmonary fibrosis, and bronchiectasis) but not in others (pneumonia and asthma). Clubbing also occurs in some congenital heart disorders and liver disorders. In some cases, clubbing may be inherited and not indicate any disorder. Clubbing itself does not need treatment.
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to go out dancing in clubs:
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