Wastelands

[Jessica]

a Detroit original: the stripmall infested corporate diamond mines, geographically located just outside of the city boundaries, otherwise known as the SUBURBS. The first part of name describes the areas contributions to its parental citys resources. The second part of the word is just ironic. Also the home of the WASTE-OID.

[Couch Potatoe]

an empty area of land, especially in or near a city, that is not used to grow crops or built on, or used in any way: