Psychotherapy

[Ernesto]

an incredibly expensive process whereby you end up talking more about yourself than you ever thought possible, while learning virtually nothing and becoming increasingly entrenched in your skewed view of reality... or, if it works (which it sometimes does!) a sublime experience of subtle revelation, insight and healing that enables you to be a fuller, happier human who moves more freely through the world than you ever thought possible...

[Little_Girl]

A process in which you discuss your personal problems with a [psychotherapist]\ who is unable to do anything about it. Not to be confused with [psychiatry], in which youre given [prescription] medications in hope that your life improves.

[Ernesto]

The treatment of mental disorder by psychological rather than medical means.