Gramps

[Becky]

someone who has characteristics of an old man.

1. falling asleep anywhere including using a calculator
2. wandering off with no purpose or destination
3. mumbling to himself because its a bonus if anyone is listening

[Sommer]

An endeering term used generally to describe a male friend who is [gradually] showing more and more [characteristics] similar to that of a [grandad].

[Sommer]

Any person ([regardless] of age or gender), place, or thing [lacking] in [speed].

[Sarah]

When a person has a certain level of [badassery] [that goes] [beyond] badassery.

[Gregory]

A crazy bastard from [Seattle] known for his way with the ladies. Particularly when on [vacation] in [vegas].

[Jessica]

[a man] [married to] [granny]

[Tanya Shivari]

To bum an item or service by [harassment], without [intention] of [returning the favor].

[Tanya Shivari]

informal for grandfather