Wafter

[Raeanne Dimick]

A colleague prone to vacating their desk/seat and disappearing for extended periods to saunter and waft around in a manner akin to a fart, informally referred to as doing a Bernie or going on a Bernie; they may return sporadically only to promptly disappear again, in which case they shall be referred to as having completed a double-waft or double-Bernie. From the Latin phrase Whenum isum Bernum est? meaning Where is the Wafter?