Adman

[Lanell]

a demi-god like deity disguised as human.the adman always knows exactly what to do in any given situation.adman is master of all he surveys.his amazing good looks and ability to say just the right thing at the right time makes the adman irresistable to members of the opposite sex,,,,,especially when it comes to older biker chicks.

[Lanell]

A person who lacks the [ability] to [cross] [roads]

[Greta]

a man who works in advertising