Overwatch

[Michiko]

A kickass game that was released in 2016

[Hina Muqadas]

A game played by people who never pick support. People who play this game are saltier than the [Dead Sea] and rage over their teammates for not picking a [healer] when they themselves are playing a useless character ([Hanzo])

[Agnes]

Basically porn, especially if you read onto the [Fandom] surrounding it. [Overall] a [10/10] game.

[Becky]

The [sole] reason for all of [the salt] shortages ever to have [happened].

[Gregory]

[Pretty much] [Anime] / [tentacle porn]

[Julene]

[Overwatch] means [Salt], like the thing you put on your food? It can also mean someone being [Salty].

[Marquetta]

A type of sacrifice made by the god [chin chin] and [crested] by [lord Pepe]

[Kai]

An immensely popular [FPS game], [reaching] over 20 million players in [just a few] months.

[Couch Potatoe]

elite soldiers trained for [controlling] and support of an [administration] or [occupation]

[Greta]

To watch over; to keep watch over. Now rare.