Marengo

[Becky]

Marengo, Illinois is a small town east of Rockford. Marengos population is comprised of old people, Mexican immigrants, loser high school kids, and the ever-present Marengo All-Stars-- people that grew up in Marengo, never went to college, and will die in Marengo, still pretending to be 17. Most become pregnant, drug-addicted, or alcoholic within 3 years of high school graduation, assuming they were lucky enough to graduate. Marengos high school loses nearly every athletic event they have the misfortune of taking part in. On any given night, the town is known to have at least two keggers in someones barn or cornfield, which will inevitably be busted by the cops around 11 pm. The average lifespan for a resident of Marengo is roughly 40-45 years, with the most common cause of death being simple stupidity.

[Gregory]

A word often confused with the word mango. A Marengo is a fruit looking quite like [the mango] but it is found only on [tropical fruit] trees located in the Western Sahara. The only other differnce between marengos and mangos is that marengos are deadly posinous and if eaten, smelled, or in any way made contact with will result in testical cancer and often times immediate death.

a [man-thong]

the street that Ellie lives on

[Sommer]

(of chicken or veal) sautéed in oil, served with a tomato sauce, and traditionally garnished with eggs and crayfish.