Vagina
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My god damn favorite part of my body.
Whenever I get turned on a lot, it starts throbbing, possibly getting wet.
What feels best is to move your fingers quickly just inside of it, teasing her, then quickly shove your fingers in and move your fingers in a petting motion, making sure not to just sit there stabbing it, that doesn't feel to hot.
It also gets cranky once a month, which can be a bitch. -
The [vagina] is a buggy, often catastrophically so, feature of the Female Edition of the Human Being version 1.0. After approximately 13 to 16 years of proper operation, the [vagina] becomes problematic and starts failing periodically (no pun intended) around once a month. This in turn leads to the corruption (often permanent) of the mental faculties of the host. Whenever this happens, the individual in question is commonly referred to as a
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also known as the pussy its most commonly found in the southern region of the female body, feeding mainly on dicks and tampons, occasionally fingers, tongues, and dildos. its natural pray, the penis, penetrates the vagina with it's stealth attack while the pussy's only defense mechanism is its fatal grip, repeatedly choking the wang until it throws up. non-domestic vaginas roam wild and free in some isolated areas called BUSHES
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- female opening to the uterus
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The [vagina] is a buggy, often catastrophically so, feature of the Female Edition of the Human Being version 1.0. After approximately 13 to 16 years of proper operation, the [vagina] becomes problematic and starts failing periodically (no pun intended) around once a month. This in turn leads to the corruption (often permanent) of the mental faculties of the host. Whenever this happens, the individual in question is commonly referred to as a [bitch].
It is widely expected by pundits and pollsters alike that the [vagina] will be either entirely removed or fixed by the next release of Homo Sapiens Sapiens. When asked about any current patches to resolve this issue in existing organisms, Evolution clearly stated that it has no resources available at the moment. In addition, it was widely made known by Nature that the [vagina] was a design decision not fully thought-out. As a result, humanity has suffered the devastating consequences, on a roughly monthly basis. -
The muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals.
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the reason life exists
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a source of addiction for even the most tough [minded] men
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[a tool] used by women to control men and force them to [submit] to their insane demands
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the only place a penis truly feels at home
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the only thing that makes life worth living
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The most [magical] [place] in all [the world].
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[Mans Best Friend].
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In a [males] lifetime, it is his overall goal to obtain this object. In many societies, after a male captures and [tames] this object he is praised and also looked down upon for [stretching it out].
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