Paddywhack

[Becky]

1. n. having sex with a fat person.

[Rihanna]

(v.) The act of being non-fatally hit by a drunk driver on St. Patricks Day.

[Jessica]

The act of someone grabbing your dick tight, and then slapping the hell out of your balls until you cum. this can be done in several ways, such as the self Paddywhack, and the suspended Paddywhack, where you are suspended uside down and whacked.

[Oralee]

Chiefly derogatory. An Irishman.