Tuition

[Britney]

An imaginary number invented by college administrators to inspire fear in middle-class parents and new students.

An enormous fee that automatically rises at 3 times the rate of inflation.

The catch-all term for huge sums of money that young pepole start paying at age 18 or 19. Payments usually continue for the next 10-20 years.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

1. A fee charged for instruction at a school or university.

2. Teaching: instruction, especially when given individually or in a small group.

[Becky]

The price you pay for an instructor to spoon feed you information that can be found for free at the library or an online search because people are too lazy to go do it themselves. On the introductory level , power points are usually used , which are made by the publisher so the lazy instructor can have more time to go home and watch porn and eat chips during his supposedly valuable time. Tuition prices can be astronomical, which sadly are on the rise to only allow the insanely wealthy to attend the lectures, and the poorer people having to work at Taco Bell.

[Kit]

teaching, especially when given to a small group or one person, such as in a college or university:

[Donald Trump]

A sum of money charged for teaching or instruction by a school, college, or university.