Slonk

[Couch Potatoe]

used among very few people.

1. a person who shows you something on a computer that they think its funny and its not even remotely funny

2.a very annoying person

[Dave Paprocki]

Sitting doing nothing (or perhaps reading or watching the TV), probably in a warm room in the afternoon or evening.

[Monty]

1. Sudden onset of tiredness, usually after being highly energized or inspired for a long period of time.
2. A magical effect caused by the approach of dawn, which happens at exactly the same time every morning, causing people who have been up all night to suddenly get very tired, sometimes to the point where they fall asleep immediately.

[Julene]

(verb)

• To party hard.

Related forms:

(adjective) slonking

• Imparting a sensation of relentless force.

(noun) slonker

• A peak-time dancefloor romper.

[Rihanna]

The trail left behind by a snail, a slug, or any other mollusk.

[Justin Bieber]

Two guys, seemingly twins separated at birth, virtually identical in appearance and personality. Useless as individuals, however when paired up they can get the job done.