Schmear

[Ernesto]

1.NYC Deli slang for the act coating a bagel with a small amount of cream cheese.

A small amount of any condiment applied to a food item.
A medical test for women from New York.

[Luis Fok]

Verb: to rub ones (usually naked) rear against any surface such as the carpet, wall, chair in a smooth slow flick movement.
Noun : the unwanted substance occasionally, regrettably, deposited on a surface as a consequence of performing a schmear.

Not to be confused with [smear].

[Mark Zuckerberg]

A word similar to [shebang]. It means, the whole thing.

[Couch Potatoe]

jis, cum, semen, ejaculate

[Lanell]

1. When you forget something in your conscious mind while your asleep or falling asleep and then finally realize your forgetting something. --
   a.The feeling of forgetting when you have been on a dose of preferred choice here.

[Tanya Shivari]

A strategy used in the card game Sheepshead, wherein a person will play a high point value card in a situation where his or her partner is likely to take the trick.

[Hina Muqadas]

Noun: The crystalline residue that forms on the smooth plastic surface of a cellular telephone display by one’s ear during a call. If the display is not wiped off on one’s pant leg after each use, schmear will solidify into the characteristic hardened crystalline coating. Schmear will require the application of a solvent, sometimes saliva, to restore the normal appearance of the display. Also spelled Schm-Ear.

[Jason Yan]

A derrogatory term used before a word to signify importance.

[Tina]

A cocky and arrogant person who suprisingly has many friends who look past these faults