Bluetooth

[Sarah]

A type of homeless person that walks around talking and/or shouting at him/herself, because they appear to be talking on a bluetooth headset.

[Sarah]

The new fanny pack. A bad misunderstanding of the philosophy of form over function.
Among the saddest in the history of status symbols. Worn to impress when not in use. Otherwise totally annoying to bystanders when used.
The ultimate in lazyness as users prefer not to lift an arm to talk on the phone!

[Sarah]

A device put into a man's ear when he is unable to have a penis in his mouth or in his ass. Something that predominantly lower life forms have in their ears while out at restaurants or in front of you at the drycleaner and they continue to use them with no consideration for the waiter/waitress or store clerk.

On women, the same as above, but normally used by black women in automatic BMW's with balloon payments soon due - only used when in public places, never while in the car or else people who pull up next to them won't know that they have a cell phone!

Something that makes you look like you are running late for your Star Trek convention or the Dr. Who film festival. Only to be worn in public by morons.

[Sarah]

Function: verb
To pretend to be on a bluetooth headset after you speak at the wrong time. Can also occur when one person doesn't want to talk to the other.

[Sarah]

A dental condition that occurs if you go down on one of the members of 'Blue Man Group'

[Sarah]

• v. Def.- for those slightly rare occasions when fellatio is

administered using absolutely no hands.

[Sarah]

Premature ejaculation with no physical stimulation, ie. hands

[Sarah]

The act of a girl giving a guy head while using no hands.

A hands

[Cami]

A standard for the short-range wireless interconnection of mobile phones, computers, and other electronic devices.

[Julene]

Bluetooth is a wireless protocol for exchanging data over short distances from fixed and mobile devices, creating personal area networks.
There are two important parameters of Bluetooth devices - class and supported profiles.
Class signifies the distance at which a Bluetooth connection is possible. Most mobile devices are Class 2, which means they have a range of up to 10 m. Class 1 devices are rare and have a range of up to 100 feet.
A profile is a type of Bluetooth connection. The most common are the Headset (HSP) and Handsfree (HFP) profiles that enable the device to connect to a wireless headset or handsfree.
Some other profiles are OBEX (OBject EXchange) which allows transfer of files, contacts and events; A2DP, which adds support for streaming of stereo sound and AVRC, which allows remote control of playback.

[Luis Fok]

a brand name for a system for connecting electronic equipment such as mobile phones, computers, and electronic organizers to each other and to the internet using radio signals