Denmark

[Donald Trump]

Home of the most beautiful women in the world.

[Lanell]

A wonderland where students are payed to study - and pay half of it in tax

[Michiko]

Small country that saved the most lives during the holocaust. The country has been known to be incredibly safe (yes more then US) there is barley any crime, if something happens, EVERYBODY knows about it

[Hina Muqadas]

The country where you may drink when youre 16 (which means we drink from the age 13).

[Magaret]

1. A beautiful, kick-ass kingdom on the Baltic
2. Object of lame pastry jokes (ill slap anyone who dares make one)
3. Home of the Danes and rolling hills

• Danish spelling is Danmark

[Agnes]

proven to be the happiest place on earth, ina international survey.
Danes pay up to 60% in taxes- but minimum wages are much higher than forexample american minimum wages. so it balances itself out. health care is free, and the personal freedom by far exceeds what many countries allow. (with the exception of the dutch, probably) This does not in any way increase drug use, not crime or violence.
Also, Denmark actually have much milder winthers than many of the U.S. states.

[Greta]

The cradle of all ciivilization. The girls are all tall blonde babes and the fellz are all hot professor types who knows karate.

[Justin Bieber]

Denmark is the best country in the world to live in, hence the excessive amount of swedes wandering the streets of Copenhagen, hoping to get a voucher for free citizenship if they buy enough Tuborg or Carlsberg(danish beer).
The northern territories are occupied by drunk norwegians, and faraoese people, of whom the majority drinks Elefant Oel(Beer with high alcohol procent).
Contrary to popular belief, danish people never really visit the other countries in Scandinavia(no, Finland is not a part of Scandinavia, but danes dont go there either - the only thing you can get in Finland of better quality than in De mark is moose brothels), as they have no reason to, simply because their country is superior and theyre afraid of being raped by swedish gays(which is 87% of the swedish population. October 2006 census)
Denmark consists of Jylland(Jutland) and the 2 islands Fyn(Funen) and Sjaelland(Zealand). Copenhagen is located on the latter.
Funen is widely considered to be the weirdest place in Denmark, and is only visited when absolutely necessary, for example when going from Sjaelland to the mainland peninusla of Jylland.

[Sonia]

A [magical] [utopia] that [American] pundits like to point to.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

A Scandinavian country consisting of the greater part of the Jutland peninsula and several neighbouring islands, between the North Sea and the Baltic; population 5,700,000 (estimated 2015); official language, Danish; capital, Copenhagen.