Zambia

[Rihanna]

a craaaaaaaaazy country in the mid south of africa. wow. it enthralls me. It however does not urinate on norway like nearby Kenya.

[Donald Trump]

Zambia, in southern Africa, is a landlocked country of rugged terrain and diverse wildlife, with many parks and safari areas. On its border with Zimbabwe is famed Victoria Falls – indigenously called Mosi-oa-Tunya, or Smoke That Thunders” – plunging a misty 108m into narrow Batoka Gorge. Spanning the Zambezi River just below the falls is Victoria Falls Bridge, a spectacular viewpoint.

[Monty]

A country just like [Zimbabwe] where all the girls have crusty blick skin