Marzipan

[Donald Trump]

a) a confection made from almonds and sugar, used in baking or shaped, good dusted with cocoa
b) a fairylike character from the Nutcracker Suite
c) Homestar Runners tofu-eating, overbearing, folk guitar-playing, houseplant-resurrecting girlfriend who resembles an elongated pink nipple in a bell-shaped purple skirt, topped by an I Dream of Jeannie ponytail.

[Ernesto]

Homestars fiercely indepent and slightly overbearing girlfriend. She qualifies as pretty in Homestars country., and she likes animals, especially cats and dogs, but it makes her sad when cats and dogs are in the same room together. She has a guitar called Carol, which she plays without her hands, since she has none. She resembles a bell or a mop.

[Kit]

1. A sweet confection that mostly comes with cakes and other such pastries, made of almonds, egg whites, sugar and sometimes chocolate, often molded into decorative shapes.
2. A standalone female character of the animated series [Homestar Runner] who resembles a finger with a face painted on it, or an earthworm with a blonde ponytail.

[Lanell]

A delicious almond-flavoured dessert. Often shaped into things like fruit, pigs, and the like. Has a somewhat paste-like texture.

[Cami]

Marzipan, a term used to describe the taste of lesbian pussy, as opposed to regular pussy, which everyone knows tastes like a Terrys chocolate orange.

[Ernesto]

a pastry of sorts, made of almonds, sugar, flour, and sometimes topped with cocoa powder. Doubles up as a sponge, kinda chewy, and leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
A hippie girl, girlfriend of Homestarrunner, who plays a guitar but plays it wrong, eats tofu and nothing except, and looks like some sorta baseball bat smashed through the top end of a huge purple bell.

[Cami]

makes you wonder how homestar got a girlfriend and you didnt.

[Donald Trump]

The most bizarre and unique and cherished object in the world. Known for its extreme mystery. Also found in chocolate.

[Couch Potatoe]

a soft, yellow or white food made from almonds , sugar, and eggs, used for decorating cakes and making sweets

[Mark Zuckerberg]

A sweet, yellowish paste of ground almonds, sugar, and egg whites, often colored and used to make small cakes or confections or as an icing for larger cakes.