Cortez

[Jessica]

Basically, the most awesomest guy who has ever lived on planet Earth. Hes very intelligent and means well. Also, he admires Lupe Fiasco. But eh.

Girls love him. Guys wanna be him. For real.

[Julene]

taking the cap off a bottle (typically of hard A) and throwing it away – burning the ships as it were – so as to make a commitment to finish the bottle that night

[Ernesto]

the man, the myth, the legend...he came he saw he conquered...best pirate to ever live..

[Marquetta]

A small town in SW Colorado, where there is nothing to do but drag main and go to Wal-Mart. Also known as home to tweekers, teenage mothers, and the scattered ashes of broken dreams. Filled with trailer parks, rednecks, and methamphetamines, Cortez is a white trash paradise!

[Dianne]

Stuck up slutty bitches, douche dick guys, nothing to do but drag main and shop at Walmart,self conceived town in SW Colorado!

[Couch Potatoe]

A cortez is a really small penis

[Tanya Shivari]

A WELL MANNERED BABY DICK BOY

[Couch Potatoe]

The main charecter in the video game Time Splitters 3: Future Perfect. Who travels through time to save the human race - he also has horrible humor.

[Justin Bieber]

Extremely annoying mexijew who

1. Thinks they are good at trick
2. Thinks they have big [balls] (but they are really 1/16 an average mans size)
   And 3) Is a failure at [life] overall