Baltimore
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One of the best party cities in the world... Well, not if you are: A.) Under 21 and obsessed with letting sweaty yo boys dance all over you; B.)Scared to sit in a cab and have a friendly conversation with your foreign cab driver; or C.)Looking for some sort of celebrity encounter.
I have lived here my whole life, and I cant imagine being anywhere else. I like to sit at Kislings and drink a beer while watching the Os kick some Yankee ass on TV. I like walking around the Square (Canton) and jumping into a stool at one of the first bars with their windows open. I LOVE sitting in the cheap seats at Camden Yards cheering on the most underrated team in baseball (just because our payroll isnt ridiculous doesnt mean we arent good). And I cant imagine missing Sunday night karaoke at Fletchers with all of my friends.
Most of these definitions are bashing Baltimore. But if you have lived here, you appreciate all of the little things. So we arent the safest city... Dont be an idiot and wander into West Baltimore after dark. We might not be the cleanest, but the Inner Harbor collects all of the trash that floats through the freaking bay. But we have history. We are extremely cultured. We are Baltimore, and you arent going to change that. -
The city in Maryland thats bashed repeatedly on this site by those who have never been there before. One can easily travel through the East Side of Baltimore with no problem at all: black, white, man, woman. Whats more, bands frequently play in the neighborhoods that you fear the most, and they manage to lug their instruments back and forth without any mugging/robbing attempts whatsoever.
We do have the STDs and weed, though.
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Welcome to the home of Crabcakes, Club music, chicken boxes and Crown Vics. From Park Heights to Cherry Hill to Greenmount to Edmonson Village, Baltimore is historic Bitches!!! You gotta love us!
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home of the best people in the world! i love bmore! filled with the best people and places in the world!
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A city that thrives on letting you know how hard you REALLY are is NOT how fat your wallet is, or how stacked your portfolio may be. Come correct, or you could be the next statistic they love to examine us by.
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The Realest city on the planet. If you can survive there, you can survive anywhere. East Baltimore soldier, East Patterson and Monument, Fenwick and Robespierre. Holla At your Gangsta!!
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BMore or baltimore
Where the three best shows on television are based
Homicide life on the streets
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Charm City. Its called Charm City. The benches in Baltimore also say, Baltimore - The City That Reads because youre supposed to read when you sit down on a bench.
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A seaport in north Maryland; population 636,919 (est. 2008).
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most [awsome] [city] ever!!!!
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the largest city in the northeastern US state of Maryland:
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