Crumpler

[Jason Yan]

A technical term used in the toilet paper industry to describe a person who crumples the toilet paper into a ball before cleansing themselves. Opposite of a folder.

[Tina]

A chick that is so extraordinarily hot you literally crumple in awe when you lay eyes on her.

[Ernesto]

A sexual act that simulates crumpling your girl. It it performed by putting the females legs over the males shoulders then inserting the penis into any orfice. Next the male walks up onto his toes so that the only body parts touching the bed or floor are his toes and the back of her head. If performed right it should resemble an act of rape.

[Jessica]

n. (krum-pler)
A very sweet, sexy move that the ladies are sure to enjoy. Simply put: the ring and pinkie fingers in the butt hole, the index finger in the vagina. Its way more pleasurable than the shocker (so Ive heard) because it leaves your index finger free to flex and gives some serious backdoor penetration at the same time.