Ficus

[Dave Paprocki]

1. To smear dog shit on your plant pot.
2. To wake up next to a Ferrin.
3. To eat a sandwich.
4. Hugh Blackman.
5. See 1. Repeat.

[Ernesto]

A cleaner, safer, substitute for another f word that would not draw the ire of those who may hear it.

[Sonia]

A small fruit tree (Ficus Carica) with large leaves, known from the remotest antiquity. It was probably native from Syria westward to the Canary Islands.
The fruit of a fig tree, which is of round or oblong shape, and of various colors.
A small piece of tobacco. [U.S.]

[Couch Potatoe]

The code word for get there fuck out of there to avoid drama! Once ficus is called out or texted immediately leave, go out l, take a left and leave or wait to be rescued.

[Gregory]

weed. marijuana.

[Justin Bieber]

A present that only a hated person receives.