Sturgeon

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Any one of numerous species of large cartilaginous ganoidfishes belonging to Acipenser and allied genera of the familyAcipenseridæ. They run up rivers to spawn, and are common on thecoasts and in the large rivers and lakes of North America, Europe,and Asia. Caviare is prepared from the roe, and isinglass from theair bladder.

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An armor plated anadromous fish that has been around for appromixatley 200 million years. These fish are designed to spool you, but if you do manage to land one, they have razor sharp scutes that will slice the shit out of you.

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Another name for a long hard penis.

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Sturgeon: A fresh and saltwater fish with diamond shaped scales. [diamondsides] = nickname. Whites get bigger than greens, but mostly you can't catch whites. Bottom feeders by design, hard to catch fun to play on a line.

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1 1/2 oz Vodka
3/4 oz Kahlua
3/4 oz Light Cream or Milk

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A really big, firm turd. One thats been brewing up over night, a couple of days or maybe even weeks. It is common for a big sturgeon to smell bad.

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A wildly errant throw that typically results in an object or body part being broken. Often times the thrower will foreshadow the errant throw by bellowing out a curse word or phrase.

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A common North American fish.