Kirby

[Donald Trump]

A little fat-ass puffball thing that constantly eats food. And floats around like some gay fairy.

[Couch Potatoe]

A pink ball with arms which sucks and blows. Stars in his own video games made by Nintedo.

[Luis Fok]

A deceitfully cute Nintendo character who sucks in enemies and swallows them to gain abilities. Despite his cute and cuddly exterior, his games are usually challenging.

[Little_Girl]

The god standard for men. Often used to compare other men to. Is said to exist only in the lust-filled imagination of women everywhere.
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A kirby is a master of the sexual arts and is an amazing lover. Often citing his 36 orgasm minimum rule, the women who are lucky enough to be with a kirby are always allowed to miss work for a few days of bed-rest from sheer exhaustion.
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It is said that a kirby can also make a woman orgasm by merely thinking about her. This is true of course, but he rarely ever does this since the orgasm is often so violent as to cause what people today call earthquakes.
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His sense of humor is incredible. In fact instead of breaking up with a woman and condemning her to a hellish life without him, a kirby will often make her orgasm while making her laugh. This combination is very lethal. It makes him sad to see her go, but at least she died happy (and satisfied).
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A kirbys intelligence knows no bounds. He knows pretty much everything, and if he doesnt know something he makes it up, but he knows how to bend space and time to make that which he made up true.

[Merna]

An absolutely adorable pink marshmellow that can swallow his enemies whole and use their powers against them. Not native to the planet Pop Star, but now happily rests there in Dreamland, the only land on Pop Star whose geography is actually known of. Constantly saving Dreamland and beating up the fat stupid evil selfish King DeDeDe who gives everyone a good laugh. His rival is the mysterious Meta Knight. His favorite food are tomatos, and he doesnt have very many tatse buds...He likes to eat, sleep and sing (even though hes tone deaf). Though hes very small, young (5 years or younger), and absolutely adorable in the face, he kicks butt. Hes the living proof that adorable can also be badass!

[Tanya Shivari]

A name given to hot, sexy, and beautiful girls. Full of personality and adventure, fantastic kissers and wild in bed.

[Michiko]

endless potential

[Mark Zuckerberg]

The only video game character that we can be 100% certain was inspired by drugs. He is a little pink puff ball that flies around killing shit, what other explaination is there?

[Kit]

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