Montgomery

[Jessica]

One of the most amazing people you will ever meet. Sweetest guy with a great personality. A ladys man is what be is known for. Often falls for girls with blonde or brown hair and hazel-green eyes. Loves sports, family and friends, and being loud. He is crazy, plain crazy. Once he sets his mind to somthing he never gives up. The best man a girl could ever get.

[Monty]

The nosiest person in the work environment. If you know it then he wants to know it even if it does not pertain to him.
Always goes through everyones boxes and wants to put his man chowder on every girls face. He has a famous sex move called The Chief Often refers to ones self as The Kid.

[Magaret]

impaitent nerd thats extremely sweet and attractive and never boring and has a great personality and does amazing things in bed. hes definately got the magic touch (or wand) a very loving and caring person that ilove with all my heart kisses

[Agnes]

An extended period of time.

[Little_Girl]

A precarious or problematic situation.

[Sarah]

Montgomery township, NJ is an upper middle class town, located in the wealth belt of NJ. It borders Princeton and some people who live in the portion of town that borders Princeton will often pose and tell everyone they live in Princeton. This town is rural and posh with several hamlet villages scattered around. The schools here are stellar and rank national as the best around, although many of these wannabee nuveau riche still send their kids to private schools in Princeton.

There has been a huge influx of Asians into town, due to the reputation of the school district as well as a fairly large jewish presence. The town is currently 62% white, but with the continued surge of Asians storming in, Montgomery will look like Plainsboro within 10 years.

Considering they say Asians are the model minority, it sure doesnt seem like white people like them entering their communities en masse. Who knows?

Otherwise an ideal rural suburb of New York city.

[Becky]

A southern black female language arts teacher who cannot fucking teach for her goddamn life. She spends most of the class talking about civil rights even though there is only one black kid in the class of 30. She is also a feminist who says all men want to rape every woman on the planet. Constantly claims White Males are the devil among us. She will always turn any argument into a matter of race and gender. Also has very bad pronunciation. She is unable to make furry, fury, and fiery sound different. She got her Master’s Degree from an internet printout. Doesnt know what irony is, or any literary term for that matter. She is a teacher only because she is black. She takes an entire semester to read half of a 5th grade level book, then makes you start over. Makes you do 3 biographies a month about a dead white guy, a black activist (so she claims), and a feminist who got raped as a child and blames everything bad in her life on men. She makes you do a bunch of useless work you could do in 6th grade but she insists it’s important.

She is the kind of person who makes you stab yourself while in her class.

She is that one teacher who you will remember when you’re about to die as the teacher who made that one period of school a complete living hell.

[Gregory]

A town otherwise known as MontScumery. A little crappy town in Northeastern, Pennsylvania.

[Jason Yan]

A rich preppy suburb in somerset county. Full of nerdy pimps and hoes with nothing on driving their daddies viper. Parents are jews and potheads like their kids, except they came out of ivy league schools. Asians dominate the SAT, while the crackers jack off in the bathroom pretending to be sk8r or gangster

[Donald Trump]

The state capital of Alabama; population 202,696 (est. 2008).