Stumpy
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A dick that is 2 times the size wide as it is long
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n; A stumpy is a one who plays third base in softball but ironically enough has never gotten to third base himself.
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A Stumpy is a short, fat, lazy man who loves sleeping in til 3PM. He usually watches somewhere around 5-6 hours of television a night with himself and his broken couch. A Stumpy also tells many fictional fables or stories.
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After abusing a substance, this word is often thrown around to indicate that one is intoxicated and generally affected by said substance.
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A penis that is under 2 inches, not circumcised and retarded.
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A redneck drinking game played out in the country. It is played with a large tree stump, hammer, and nails. Everyone has a nail partly tapped in on the stump and a drink in their hand, preferably a beer. The rotation goes in a circle and each player must flip and catch the hammer mid air and hit someone elses nail. If they drop the hammer or miss a nail, they lose the turn. The last nail standing is winner.
This game can be extremely dangerous. Sometimes the nails fly and hit people in the eye or hammers get dropped on toes or other body parts. Sometimes, once very intoxicated, the hammer can hit someone in the face, causing injury. -
A drunken one night stand soo ugly,when you wake up the next day with her on your arm, you would rather gnore your own arm off leaving you with a stump for a arm, instead of waking them.
(because obv alchohol will make a lass look way more attractive then they are)
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A description of how well a male is. Often used as a nickname for less well endowelled men
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Short and thick; squat.
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When [ones] height is exceeded by their [width]
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Someone who very short and often has a very awkward personality. This [word is] most frequently used on [The Fresh Prince of Bel-air] when describing [Carlton].
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