Auntie

[Zipporah Schumaker]

A desi(south asian) woman who has all of the following characteristics:

has a thick desi accent when talking in English
talks in English to be cool
pinches your cheeks and calls you beta or glares at u and calls u batameez
chases people with chappals
smells like curry
asks you to marry her son the first time you meet her
is a fob.

[Luis Fok]

a female crack head

[Sommer]

An older gay gentleman who prefers the company of younger men. His intent is usually non-sexual in nature but, to appear hip and trendy amongst said peers in the gay community.

[Monty]

Colloquial and endearing term of reference for the BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation). Implies a friendly and trusted old relative who can always be relied upon to be there for you. Often used by newspapers and magazines in the UK to refer to the BBC and allow the creation of otherwise nonsensical national headlines (see below).

[Hina Muqadas]

An auntie is that one person whos blessed to have a sibling who gave birth. These aunties tend to be better than the moms because they can give them back anytime theyd like and have a magical bond that allows the niece/nephew to trust the auntie and tell them anything. These kids will become your life. One day youll quickly realize that food and these kids are the main reasons youre living.

[Raeanne Dimick]

a woman young or old who will perform sexual acts for money.a older crackhead.

[Zipporah Schumaker]

In the drug world, an older (usually middle aged) woman who deals and is genuinely nice and helps you out when you need it. Everyone loves the aunties but some take advantage of them.

[Rihanna]

auntie-The female version of a crackhead

[Hina Muqadas]

lol..auntie is like a gay old man

[Agnes]

The BBC.

[Monty]

Not your real Aunt, just your moms best friend who is always over spilling tea about other peoples children. This is someone who wishes your mom success, but less than her own or that of her own children. Also a woman who always has to one up anything your mom says. You dont really know why this woman is in your house all the time before youre awake but she always is.