Louvre

[Justin Bieber]

1. A popular place to steal stuff from.
2. An attraction that implies the need for high maintenance.

[Dave Paprocki]

The largest museum in Europe, and for that matter, the world; home to the Winged Victory, the Mona Lisa, and a number of other incredibly well-known works of art.

Also, the largest enclosed space on the face of planet Earth. If you are not careful, it is quite possible to get lost there for days and days without food or water. A tourguide and a map (along with a GPS) are highly recommended.