Clippers

[Britney]

The weaker team in L.A.

[Julian]

large hanging pussy lips.
when the lips of the pussy visibly sway from wind or subtle body movement

[Becky]

those electric buzzing things that either shave off or buzz off hair. (Buzz is due to the distinct buzzing hum that the clippers make when on.) They are generally used for quick, short, and often inexpensive haircuts.
They are generally used for guys haircuts and their use is becoming increasingly popular; also used to clipperize people

[Ernesto]

Professional basketball team. Best team in the National Basketball Association (NBA).

[Sonia]

A team that overachieved with old, washed up players like Sam Cassell the alien, and Cuttino Mobley in the 2005-2006 season, quickly became regarded as the better team in Los Angeles. This is due to mans inner nature to jump on the bandwagon and only root for the team with the better record. (See also Detroit Pistons right after winning the 2004 championship) Coincidentaly, they only won 2 more games than the Los Angeles Lakers. They will probably overachieve again next year and the year after that, Sam Cassell and Cuttino Mobley will retire and the Clippers will be back where they started.

[Michiko]

a device for cutting especially nails, hair, wire, or bushes