Woodman

[Dave Paprocki]

A forest officer appointed to take care of the kings
woods; a forester.

[Ernesto]

For someone to go around getting alot of wood. Can be seen as a sexual innuendo.
A woodman list is a list compiled of the different woods someone has collected.

[Becky]

The deliberate act of a waiter bringing sausage to a male restaurant patron who ordered a non-sausage food item.

It is said that the male patron got Woodmaned.

[Magaret]

a man or boy without inhibitions who frequently gets involuntary or random erections, especially in embaressing situations

a man or boy who wakes up with spontaneous powerful erections which are really stiff