Wizard

[PussyCat]

One devoted to the black art; a magician; a conjurer; a
sorcerer; an enchanter.

[Zipporah Schumaker]

A 30 year old virgin.

[Hina Muqadas]

Someone who knows everything there is to know about drugs. Capable of giving you any advice you need so you dont O.D. or have a bad trip.

[Justin Bieber]

To grab the air around your lower regions after farting, bring the hand full of farty air up to your face, and blow it whimsically into someone elses face, as if blowing fairy dust. Most effective when making creepy wizard-like faces.

[Sarah]

Used to describe some kind of social deviant, someone dirty, unsuccessful, poor, weird looking, ugly, greasy etc.

[Zipporah Schumaker]

A person who does and says stupid and goofy things

[Mark Zuckerberg]

one who does not think through or foresee the consequences of an action, with disaterous results.

[Justin Bieber]

WIZARD, AKA WHIZARD, AKA WHIZ:
1)Proper abbreviation for wizard or wizzard is Whiz, as in Robert AKA Bob..
2)a proffesional male that is well above a magician, usually of GREAT AGE and KNOWLEDGE and ranked of GREATER SKILL than a shaman or enchanter. The female gender of wizards are called Whizettes! You can always tell most fake Whizettes as they will use the male gender Whiz, instead of their proud heritage of womanhood, Whizettes!
3)one of GREAT SKILL or KNOWLEDGE in a many different areas, most often knows with-out any formal schooling, having an inner-knowledge with-out any formal schooling, especially computers
4)an old school computer Whiz. Usually very knowledgeable with Unix, DOS, and other command prompt based operating systems. Also characterized by having double bridged glasses, long hair, and/or an afinity with everything sixties and early seventies.
5)An honorary titled bestowed on a master computer programmer by other computer programmers, one of the highest possible titles.
6)a microsoft program designed to make easier a certain task, such as pictures
7)Whizards are the wisest of all the magic users, for the whizards are often the oldest of the sorcerers, and often the most skilled. The Whizards take to more practical forms of magic, and try to solve problems with the least application of magic as possible.
9)most often mis-spelled as wiz by idiots and morons having no knowledge of the english language nor the heritage of wizards! What complete twats call themselves in the hopes and mistaken belief that they might become some how cool or intelligent. Complete LOSERS, WANNA-BE Whizs!

[Jessica]

A term used to denote marijuana. Best used whilst in front of authority figures, or when making a simple jest to a friend. Due to the obvious magic inducing powers of marijuana, those who partake of it become witches and warlocks themselves.

[Hina Muqadas]

Lame people that think they have magic powers.

[Britney]

When most people think of a wizard, they think of an old man with magical powers. This, as with many other computer definitions, has no correlation with the technical term. In computer terminology, a wizard is a part of a program that guides you through certain steps. For example, a wizard in Microsoft Word would help you create and format a new document according to your needs. This is helpful when creating a résumé, outline, invoice, etc. Some other examples of wizards are the Finale 2000 wizard, which helps you create a new music composition with your desired instruments, and the PowerPoint wizard, which helps you set up a presentation using a certain theme.
Basically, a wizard acts as a guide for creating a new document in a software program. Though wizards can be helpful, sometimes they can be more of a hassle than a help for experienced users. Some users would rather just create a new document from scratch, without using a wizard. This is because wizards typically dont offer as much customization as an experienced user may want. Finally, be sure not to confuse a wizard with a template. A template is a pre-formatted document that has already been created, whereas a wizard is a step-by-step guide that helps you create your own document.

[Marquetta]

(in legends and fairy tales) a man who has magical powers.

[Renato]

a man who is believed to have magical powers and who uses them to harm or help other people