Twilight

[Donald Trump]

The light perceived before the rising, and after the
setting, of the sun, or when the sun is less than 18¡ below the
horizon, occasioned by the illumination of the earths atmosphere by
the direct rays of the sun and their reflection on the earth.

[Greta]

The soft glowing light from the sky when the sun is below the horizon, caused by the reflection of the suns rays from the atmosphere.

[PussyCat]

the period just before it becomes completely dark in the evening:

[Britney]

A book series in which a [young girl] must choose between [bestiality] and [necrophilia].

[Oralee]

It occurs at [dusk] dawn; the [darking up] the [lightening] up of the sky.

[Monty]

A book that has garnered the affection of [tweenies] everywhere; it tells of the [neurotic], paranoid relationship between two people. They are both jealous of their rivals and continually try to kill themselves to get out of their boring lives. Neither has much of a personality to speak of though they find one another fascinating, possibly because they have never before met anyone as boring and one [dimensional] as themselves.

[Kai]

A badly written book by Stephenie Meyer about a sparkling vampire coughfairycough named Gary-SueCullen who falls in love with a human, [Mary-Sue] Swan.
Gary-Sue is an abusive, 100 year old virgin stuck in the body of a 17 year old. Mary-Sue is a complete idiot who cant think or do things for herself. Gary-Sue loves Mary-Sue ONLY because of the way she smells. (Time of [the mont], amirite?) Mary-Sue only loves Gary-Sue because hes hot, cold to the touch and his skin is as hard as stone. (Statue fetish, anyone?)
Mary-Sue also falls in love with [Pedo Bear] the werewolf.
Gary-Sue promises hell never leave Mary-Sue and that hell always love her. Then he dumps her and [Mary-sue] flings herself off a cliff because shes so emo and cant live without her [sparklepire] boyfriend.
Later on Gary-Sue fucks Mary-Sue so hard it hurts her and gets Mary-Sue pregnant and rips the baby out of [Mary-Sues] stomach with his teeth.
Because Pedo Bear could not score with Mary-Sue, he imprints on the infant vampire mutant... demon... thing, making her his future wife. In 7 or so years the baby has the body of an 18 year old and Pedo Bear is happy.