Twaddler

[Mark Zuckerberg]

One who prates in a weak and silly manner, like one whose
faculties are decayed.

[Tanya Shivari]

A child that is not a [toddler] but whines like one, isnt a teen but has an attitude like one, can still be clingy like an infant, but still isnt [old enough] to be a [tween], .
I have two of them.

[Michiko]

[Twat waddler]. Obnoxious woman (often fat and otherwise generally disgusting) who appears to have a [corn cob] shoved up her ass when she walks. She is of little use in general, talks too much, and often has a voice which rapes your ears. Its usually all one can do to avoid the twaddler invoking the natural, undeniable, involuntary physical [reflex] of a punch to the throat after any conversation over a few seconds in length.