Storekeeper

[Jason Yan]

A man in charge of stores or goods of any kind; as, a
naval storekeeper.

[Rihanna]

[Storekeepers] have the best job at your local power company.
When management people walk thru the storeroom they stack insulators and widgits to appear busy.Sometimes they will carry a paper and pencil and fake like they are counting shit.They can also be seen outside randomly stacking [pallets] and driving their forklift in complicated [figure eight] patterns to lose anyone on their tail.
When someone needs material loaded they say-
I cant , I have to get this inventory done
Sorry Ive got to get on a conference call
Man Ive got to take a dump,see ya in 10 minutes!

[Merna]

A person responsible for stored goods.