Somerset
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A leap in which a person turns his heels over his head
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noun (Sum-ehr-seht): The best [county] in England and the origin of [cider] and the word [grrt] (meaning great or large). Never should the word be used to describe cock, seeing as the people are the possibly the best people on the planet, bar Jamaicans.
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The best english county (and apparently some shit place in america, but dont let that put you off from visiting [somerset] friends from abroad). Gave the world cider, the flushing toilet, cheddar cheese (the best kind of cheese bar none! If its from somerset and not some knock off stuff anyway) and the [combine harvester]! People struggle to understand the somerset people due to their thick accents except people from somerset and people from a small west indian island who, by coincidence, have the same accent). There is a large celtic influence in somerset from Wales and Cornwall hence why the area (or westcountry, including devon/cornwall) is a lot more like Wales than the rest of England. However, unfortunately, somerset is close to Bristol, who share our accent, [tarring] the reputation of our great county.
It is home of the world renowned [glastonbury] music festival which attracts hundreds of thousands of music lovers to some blokes field who produces milk for the rest of the year. Although this is not actually in [Glastonbury], rather Worthy farm in Pilton, Glastonbury is a [hippy town] with a big hill and some stupid half castle that King Arthur supposedly lived in. Yawn. -
The greatest [county] in England, in which:
Everybody drives some form of [combine harvester]. (pronounced ombin arvistrr)
[Cows] outnumber humans.
Tractors (pronnounced tra-urs) outnumber cars. -
A complete shithole full of white, middle aged, [inbred] [spastics].
Everybody drives some form of [combine harvester]. (pronounced ombin arvistrr)
Cows outnumber humans.
Tractors (pronnounced tra-urs) outnumber cars. -
Shes beautiful and always there for her friends, she loves [to be at] home with her family but I crazyy with her friends. Somersets are know to have one special person in there life that they with never forget, they share hobbies and opions that they have in comman. [Somerset] is know to have a perfect figure and her personality is amazing. Anyone who doesnt know a Somerset is [missing out] big time
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A place in [NJ] that people think only right people live there but they are not [rich rich], just [wealthy]...sort of.
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Somerset is a county located somewhere in the South West of England. No-one really knows where it is as it is a flat and boring area that the rest of Britain drives through on the [M5] whilst on the way to nice places such as Devon or [Cornwall]. They are responsible for the invention of cider and worship it like a god. The [Wurzels] came from there but nobody gives a shit. The rednecks/hill-billies of England.
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A county of south-western England, on the Bristol Channel; county town, Taunton.
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A boring, rich, upper class town in a rural part of central New Jersey, full of doctors, lawyers, accountants, college professors and other people who think they’re hot shit. Few people know about Somerset, and often think the town only contains normal sized middle class homes that they see on the main road of [Easton] [Avenue]. That’s because years ago Somerset consisted only of farm land and a few normal homes. Year’s later developers came and bought up [acres] and acres of farm land and built big expensive homes, bringing in the rich, snobby crowd that makes Somerset what it is today. Unlike other rich towns in New Jersey, Somerset is actually a very diverse town that contains a lot of black people who also have money like their white counterparts. A majority of kids from the town are spoiled and a lot of them try to act like they’re tough thugs from the rough streets. When in actuality the only dangerous thing to worry about is [hitting a deer] crossing the road. The town also contains a numerous amount of hot girls that can be seen on a day to day basis usually driving their mommies and [daddies] BMW, Mercedes, [Infiniti], [Acura] or [Lexus] with no place to go.
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The finest town in all of North America. People here possess the best qualities of any humans on the face of the earth. Somersetians tend to stay within the confines of this rustic community. Its inhabitants favorite color tends to be Realtree or [Mossy Oak], and their main form of transportation is generally a truck, ATV, or boat. Somersetians hold a rather country accent and are the most stubborn son-of-a-bitches you will ever come across. They find it proper and acceptable to wear boots in all occasians and take [bowhunting] and fishing to extreme and perfect levels. They tend to love country music, [woodshop], and beer.
The most upstanding member of this town is referred to as somerset and spends the majority of his time at Somerset Candy Company and with his [Uncle Steve]. He is Taylor Swifts future husband and he packs some serious heat south-of-the-border. -
A small town in Kentucky that is [humid] and mostly farm land. The population of [livestock] may just be greater than the population of human. Jobs are hard to get, and even harder to keep. You keep [climbing] but never seem to get anywhere here.
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a [large cock], also a [small town] in Southeastern [Mass]., but usually a large cock.
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