Redwood

[Zipporah Schumaker]

A gigantic coniferous tree (Sequoia sempervirens) of
California, and its light and durable reddish timber. See Sequoia.

[Julene]

An empowering term for the little people (i.e. midgets) of this world. Started in Portland, Oregon, but was soon sweeping the nation. Redwoods everywhere are rejoicing about this new term.

[Julene]

Having a rock hard penis that is so large it resembles a enormous tree. The opposite of [balsa]

[Julene]

When a red headed ginger walks around with [a tent] [pitched] in his pants [24/7]

[Becky]

A tall, beautiful, stunning woman that has a foul-smelling vagina. (This definition is derived from characteristics of actual Redwood trees--they [collect] [rainwater] and are essentially foul and [rotten] on the inside)

[Couch Potatoe]

Either of two giant conifers with thick fibrous bark, native to California and Oregon. They are the tallest known trees and are among the largest living organisms.

[PussyCat]

a coniferous tree of California that grows very tall, or the valuable wood of this tree