Cudgel

[Sarah]

A staff used in cudgel play, shorter than the quarterstaff, andwielded with one hand; hence, any heavy stick used as a weapon.He getteth him a grievous crabtree cudgel and . . . falls to ratingof them as if they were dogs. Bunyan.Cudgel play, a fight or sportive contest with cudgels.-- To cross the cudgels, to forbear or give up the contest; -- aphrase borrowed from the practice of cudgel players, who lay onecudgel over another when the contest is ended.-- To take up cudgels for, to engage in a contest in behalf of (someone or something).

[Sarah]

n. a heavy object with which one bludgeons another person, usually repeatedly. traditional cudgels include baseball bats, clubs, and lovely lead pipes.
v. to bludgeon a person in such a manner

[Sarah]

A long, skinny penis that is far longer than it is wide. Known to be as thin as a number 2 pencil, and on average the thickness of a thumb. Essentially the opposite of a chode (Penis that is wider than it is long).

[Julian]

[Literal] Definition: A short, [thick stick] used as a weapon

So basically any dude with a huge [truck].

[Tanya Shivari]

A short, thick stick used as a weapon.