Poleaxe

[Little_Girl]

Anciently, a kind of battle-ax with a long handle; later,
an ax or hatchet with a short handle, and a head variously patterned;
-- used by soldiers, and also by sailors in boarding a vessel.

[Gregory]

This is the state you end up in after [downing] fifteen [pints] and a couple of whiskey [chasers]. Thanks to the definition above I am never drinking fifteen pints again, just in case I am they are linked

[Vania]

To own completely and totally. Usually involves [violence].

Does [not necessarily] involve [medieval] weaponry.

[Agnes]

just after [shooting] your [load up] your partners anus, then quickly term them around and force them to taste there own [bournville] chocolate.

[Sonia]

A short-handled axe with a spike at the back, formerly used in naval warfare for boarding, resisting boarders, and cutting ropes.