Outlook

[Jason Yan]

One who looks out; also, the place from which one looks
out; a watchower.

[Julene]

A program that facilitates the [transmission] of [viruses] across the [intarweb]. Also used for reading and sending emails.

[Cami]

Small town in the middle of [Saskatchewan].

Population [approx]. 2,[500].

[Mark Zuckerberg]

The only tool you have to learn if you wish to pursue a career in Marketing, any other knowledge is unnecessary. Such people have become kindly referred to as [Cut And Paste] Outlook Technicians by System Admins as this terms accurately describes the sum of their computer knowledge.
When used by Marketing personnel, Outlook must take on special powers which allows it to handle [attachments] of many Gigabytes. This is all achieved by repeating clicking the Send/Receive button. Marketing people also have intricate knowledge of all of [Outlooks] flags and colour-coding systems as this allows the recipients of their many emails to read them in order from “URGENT” through to “VERY URGENT”. This also helps to optimise the passing-the-blame process for when things go wrong.

[Monty]

A [shitter] version of [G-mail]
(People who use it deserve to be [spat on])

[Greta]

the likely future situation: