Napkin

[Raeanne Dimick]

A little towel, or small cloth, esp. one for wiping the
fingers and mouth at table.

[Rihanna]

A square piece of cloth or paper used at a meal to wipe the fingers or lips and to protect garments.

[Lanell]

[White] and [Flat]

[Renato]

a [magical device] made out of [cloth] or paper that can wipe away messes on furniture, your skin, and virtually anything! but, [alas], no one uses this amazing creation anymore.

[PussyCat]

The act of pulling ones scrotum skin [taut] and placing it [firmly] across another persons mouth, forming a [seal].

[Sonia]

Someone who either was born or [grew] up in the [Napa] [Valley], California.

[Sommer]

A piece of cloth or [absorbent] paper used by most at table to remove unwanted materials such as food. Sometimes used by desparte, [flat-chested] girls to stuff their [bras]. poor things.

[Monty]

derived from the word [blumpkin]. The act of [receiving] head while [taking a nap].

[Little_Girl]

Suppose that you were sitting down at a table. The [napkins] are in front of you, which [napkin] would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one [on your left] side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the [rails] on a train track? The [magnitude] of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it [Arbitrary]? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same [principle] of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of [equilibrium], once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this Worldhasbeen operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all.