Matador



  • The killer; the man appointed to kill the bull in
    bullfights.



  • A seldom used technique used in the art of exposing ones genitals to unsuspecting friends, family, or total strangers.
    To perform the Matador one must first remove his pants and then drape his coin purse over the front of his boxers. The Matador must then hold his pants in front of his body creating the illusion that they are still on. Once all of the viewers/victims/bulls are looking, the Matador must side step his pants to reveal his testicular fortitude.



  • Sexual Position involving a gentleman and a lady similar to cowgirl, however, must take place while a lady is on her period and the man is wearing tidy whites*. To preform position female must ride male in typical cowgirl fashion, however, male must keep tidy whities on and stick his member through the slit of his undergarment. When the sex session has come to completion the soaked tidy whities are immediately removed from the male by the female in a swift fashion while saying Olé.

    • Any white undergarment may be used as long as it has a slit. The matador is not solely limited to tidy whities

    Bonus: Use tidy whities as cape and have either partner run through them similar to a real matador.



  • to lose credibility. related to the once superb label outta Jersey that now sucks shit.



  • Literally: To step out of the way of an approaching person so that the person flies past and lands flat on their face.
    Figuratively:To dodge or spin a conflict so that the conversation turns onto the person that brought it up



  • A man who has a parted beard or has the ability to part his beard.



  • A sexy, candle filled, tequila infused, restaurant/bar in the Pacific Northwest that, after marinating your body



  • When a hormonal woman forcibly asserts her monthly menstrual blood sacrifice on the unsuspecting innocent males genitalia, with the force of a raging bull.The rush of crimson red blood on the males pubic region constitutes marking her territory during this time of fluctuating hormonal rage...



  • A drink that consists of three shots of tequila and a can of Red Bull.
    Sounds like a pretty good bullfight to me!


 

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