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    • Sarahundefined
      Sarah
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      The pulpy fruit of Persea gratissima, a tree of tropicalAmerica. It is about the size and shape of a large pear; -- calledalso avocado pear, alligator pear, midshipman's butter.

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        Avocado meaning & definition 1 of Avocado.

      • Sarahundefined
        Sarah
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        An indisputably awesome food that is versatile, healthy, and manly. Useful in salads, Mexican food, baked potatoes, sex, omelettes, and even popcorn. Also invaluable in a vegetarian/vegan diet. 95 percent of avocados grown in the US come from California.
        Should be considered the most MANLY FOOD EVER due to these facts:
        At one point, it was also known as the alligator pear. Your penis is already jealous.
        Its name is derived from the Aztec word for testicle.
        A small avocado provides one's body with more usable protein than a huge steak because the proteins in the steak are deranged and mostly unavailable to the liver.
        Women love it on their faces.
        NOTE: Despite the belief of some, the so-called popular

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        • Sarahundefined
          Sarah
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          Used to describe a person, particularly a man, who is socially construed as straight by those around him/her, but in actuality is gay. Someone who goes undected on the [gaydar] spectrum. Thick, deceptive skin on outside, but a [fruit] on the inside. Based on the avocado being widely misnomered as a vegetable, when it is indeed a fruit.

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            Avocado meaning & definition 3 of Avocado.

          • Sarahundefined
            Sarah
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            The official food of Virginia Tech. Invent the future. When in doubt, show avocado footage.

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              Avocado meaning & definition 4 of Avocado.

            • Sarahundefined
              Sarah
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              To go soft during sex

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                Avocado meaning & definition 5 of Avocado.

              • Sarahundefined
                Sarah
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                A bad mood. Used by Person B to get around a Person A's defensive denials, when Person A doesn't want to admit to being in a bad mood.

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                  Avocado meaning & definition 6 of Avocado.

                • Sarahundefined
                  Sarah
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                  A person/group of people you want to avoid at all costs. Avocados are basically the people on your hitlist, normally accumulated over the course of four years at Mount St. Mary's University and eventually smashed into a delicious guacamole pulp.

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                    Avocado meaning & definition 7 of Avocado.

                  • Sarahundefined
                    Sarah
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                    when a vegetarian gives up on plants and goes back to eating meat
                    or when someone tries to lay off of healthy food

                    (its like going commando with vegetables
                    instead of underwear.)

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                      Avocado meaning & definition 8 of Avocado.

                    • Sarahundefined
                      Sarah
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                      The fruit of a tree which grows in tropical and subtropical regions of the world. The tree produces fruit up to three times a year, given the right conditions, and is hardy enough to withstand cold nights as low as 26 degrees Fahrenheit. The fruit is typically green, but some varieties can be yellow, red, and purple. The fruit contains one large seed, which is surrounded by an oily yellowish-green flesh that is soft and mildly sweet when properly ripened.

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                        Avocado meaning & definition 9 of Avocado.

                      • Sarahundefined
                        Sarah
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                        My boyfriend, also known as:
                        3rd cousin twice removed from the duke of turkey

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                          Avocado meaning & definition 10 of Avocado.

                        • Sarahundefined
                          Sarah
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                          1. someone upon whom incredibly attractive physical characteristics have been bestowed

                          2. a very tasty mild fruit with a faint buttery texture. The word avocado originates from the Aztec word for testicle, in reference to the shape of the fruit.

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                            Avocado meaning & definition 11 of Avocado.

                          • Kitundefined
                            Kit
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                            Avocado is a delicious fruit, sometimes confused for a vegetable, but definitely a fruit. It comes with its own handy bio-degradable packaging, so no need to wrap it in plastic. Under no circumstances should it ever be cooked. This is a direct order from heaven. It is perfect as it is and cooking it is a literal sin and a crime against humanity. Enjoy uncooked, raw, cold, fresh from the tree or not warm.

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                              Avocado meaning & definition 12 of Avocado.

                            • Vaniaundefined
                              Vania
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                              When you have porn on your desktop you want to hide.

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                                Avocado meaning & definition 13 of Avocado.

                              • Beckyundefined
                                Becky
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                                A female you would be down to fuck. One which is worthy of being nutted into

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                                  Avocado meaning & definition 14 of Avocado.

                                • Renatoundefined
                                  Renato
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                                  A [gentleman]. Knows how to treat a lady. [Low key] is [a mess] and can be stubborn and arrogant at times.

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                                    Avocado meaning & definition 15 of Avocado.

                                  • Montyundefined
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                                    [A fruit], commonly [eaten] by [Millenials]

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                                      Avocado meaning & definition 16 of Avocado.

                                    • Zipporah Schumakerundefined
                                      Zipporah Schumaker
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                                      The avocado is a medium-sized, evergreen tree in the laurel family (Lauraceae). It is native to the Americas and was first domesticated by Mesoamerican tribes more than 5,000 years ago. Then as now it was prized for its large and unusually oily fruit. The tree likely originated in the highlands bridging south-central Mexico and Guatemala. Its fruit, sometimes also referred to as an alligator pear or avocado pear, is botanically a large berry containing a single large seed. Avocado trees are partly self-pollinating, and are often propagated through grafting to maintain consistent fruit output. Avocados are presently cultivated in the tropical and Mediterranean climates of many countries. Mexico is the worlds leading producer of avocados as of 2020, supplying nearly 30% of the global harvest in that year.

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