Linden

[Tina]

A name for both the male and female [gender]. Extremely attractive either way. Probably one of [the sexiest] names in [the universe]. Anyone named Linden is obviously awesome and hot. Especially if they are a girl.

[Magaret]

[An amazing person] who is [good at everything] he does. Smart, cute, caring, and funny. Someone who is easy to love. Girls always fall for him but he only wants one of [em].

[Jessica]

This girl is [damn fine] and super hot. She is super generous, and amazing at singing, so unique and funny and socially awkward. She is a poet but just does not know it yet and her lover is the internet and cats. She can even [levitate]. [Damn Africa].

[Justin Bieber]

The surname of a large extended [virtual family] which acts as the gods (i.e. administrators) of the [metaverse] known as Second Life. Any avatar with the last name Linden is therefore part of an elite upper echelon of Second Life [muckety-mucks] responsible for new policies/protocols/programming but never responsible for such trivialities as lag, sim crashes, missing inventory items, or gridwide outages.
The hoi polloi are thereby cautioned: if you spot a Linden in-world, approach at your own risk; griefing a Linden may be the ultimate in hilarity but it will likely herald the end of your Second Life.
*Disclaimer: the most friendly of all the Linden family is likely Torley Linden, as witnessed by his uberchirpy trademark Friendly Greetings salutation and his many helpful YouTube tutorials.

[Michiko]

A really [cute guy] who is fairly smart, hilarious, and fun to be around. [Most girls] see him as a friend, but he is very popular and everyone loves him. Everyone knows him, and he is easy to talk to. He is very artistic. He plays a sport, such as [wrestling].

[Sonia]

To ejaculate into a persons [nostril] and attempt to suck the [cum out] of the other nostril. [Prominent] in the gay community.

[Dave Paprocki]

Is a type of guy who would steal your girl and fuck her in front of you. Linden is [the cute] guy , a bit of an asshole but could steal [your bitch] any day. [What can I say] it’s Linden

[Sarah]

A [computer god] with [meningitis]

[Lizzy Liz]

[A piece of shit] who thinks he’s [better than] everyone else. Acts all sweet and kind But is actually a [fucc] boy. Also has really stupid hair.

[exinilu]

a large tree with leaves shaped like a heart and pale yellow flowers