Floater
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A float for indicating the height of a liquid surface.
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A person without a set group of friends or place to belong to. They drift aAround and meet new people, usually if dating someone. But if that relationship fails, they move onto the next lucky/unlucky clique. [Floaters] can either work alone or with a partner, but never exist as more than two people. Floaters are usually strange, creative, troubled, and/or have an offbeat sense of humor. Floaters usually dont mind being [a floater], although bouts of loneliness may strike at times. [A floater] is usually single and plays the field.
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A [dead body] [found] [in the water].
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[Fecal matter] that refuses to be [flushed]. Variously known as a [strong swimmer]. Not to be confused with sticktites or gluons
Also, a line of bullshit that cannot be accepted.
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A [turd] which refuses to [flush].
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A piece of [fecal matter] that will not [sink], usually the result of [a meal] with a high fat content.
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1 - a small, lighter-than-water turd that, no matter how much you [flush], refuses to [BE GONE]!
hence,
2 - an obnoxious asshole that you cant seem to [get rid of] -
Floater in Skiing - Freestyle Skiing. A ramp built for aerial competitions. Also used for upright jumps.
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