Fletcher
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the fletcher: noun, verb. (phlet ~ cher)
to perform a fletcher, you must sleep with a girl the night you meet her at HER PLACE, this is step one (the most important step). second, the girl must either fall asleep, or pass out (if drinking is involved, which it probably is). third, you have to leave in the middle of the night, and, finally, fourth, you have to leave a small amount of money on her dresser and/or nightstand (a bill is preferred).
a. leaving a business card or a note with your number is worth bonus points.
the purpose is to make a slutty or whorish girl realize that she is, in fact, both slutty and whorish.
this maneuver is also known as either:
a. the julia roberts
b. the cheap date
c. or the sleazy bateman -
a backwards somersault into the 69 position. Only works if the one doing the somersault is very flexible and athletic.
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fletcher is a very hot teenage kid kid, all the ladies want him and he is known to be the greatest middle-school wrestler of all time. he is a BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he recently dumped his ex-girlfreind: megan fox. And he once beat up brock lesnar!!!!
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Often used as a second name, however when used as a first name the person named is one of the greatest people on the planet. Cool, good-looking, smooth talking and other attractive qualities, usually intelligent, not so intelligent that they are a social outcast, that is for your Micheals or your Sheldons but intelligent enough that they are not inept academically.
Usually, Fletchers are not the tallest of folk, but they make up for it with their big yet lovable personality, also what they lack in height they tend to more than make up for in general fitness. They have many friends, but very few close friends. The key to becoming a close friend of a Fletcher is to give them food.
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Ejaculating inside a woman who has first douched with tomato bisque.
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Junk, genitalia, meat and two veg, bagina, sex organs.
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(N) a sexual act in which one person is [eating out] anothers anus or vagina from behind (in [doggy style] position) and the person being pleasured uses their legs to hold their partners face in their anus and flatulates. They hold their partners face in their anus until the flatulance completely dissipates. If there is no holding then this act is only a half-fletcher.
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A guy that friend-zones the hottest and most loyal friend he can get. Although he is very funny and nice, he can sometimes be annoying as he doesnt listen to other peoples opinions about who to date. Fletcher likes new girls to crush on as sometimes he gets BORED of the people who legitimately care for him. Many people get lost in his charming blue eyes and blonde hair but is awoken by how he again FRIEND-ZONES them.
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A person who makes and sells arrows.
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