Opossum

[Sarah]

Any American marsupial of the genera Didelphys and Chironectes.The common species of the United States is Didelphys Virginiana.

[Sarah]

It is the world's dumbest animal.

[Sarah]

Figuratively: Someone whose shitty driving will soon cause them to be found dead on the road, just as actual opossums are often found.

[Sarah]

When for circumstantial reasons (people nearby, thin apartment walls) you have to have a quiet orgasm, an opossum - otherwise known as having

[Sarah]

A white hood rat

[Sarah]

a white person who acts like a black person.
opossums do the same things as raccoons yet are white.

[Sarah]

It's an opossum nigger!

[Dave Paprocki]

a small American marsupial that lives in trees and has thick fur, a long nose, and a tail without fur