College
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-The biggest mistake of my life.
-Do not fucking bother.
-A great way to [dig yourself] into [infinite] [debt].
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A place where you go to escape the real world, most likely out of fear. Your first 2 years of college is just a dignified [boarding school] where you take more classes you can take in high school, then you finally decide what you want to do by [junior year] when you finally got hit in the head a few times and realize that before your 30 that you should get married and have kids. College is not as spectacular as you think it is . You still got the drama, the jocks, the nerds, just like high school. You have homework just like high school and you still have a chance to act in a play or play a sport just like high school. Where else can you get access to a music production studio or play basketball. Very rare is real life. In high school, you can escape drama by going home to [your mommy] and daddy. Now you are forced to live with this smelly guy who pukes on your [sociology] textbook and feeds his math homework to his goats.
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- Just like high school, but harder, and more expensive. 4 (or more) years of [wasting] your parents money and [learning] shit that [you wont] remember once you start working.
- Hell
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a [forty] [thousand] dollar bar [tab]
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A magical place where it is rumored that learning takes place, although to those who enter it is often described differently afterward, as a beatiful land in which beer flows in amber currents next to a golden [pasture], where virgins lie naked with gentle smiles upon their calm, inviting faces; but more precisely, a [Shangri-La] [rite of passage] into adulthood which involves rampant consumption of alcoholic beverages, flagrant and promiscuous sexual behavior, and a general and fundamental disregard for any form of responsibility by its habitants.
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a ,000 [cover] [charge] for 18-21 year [olds]
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An [alternative] to buying a [Ferrari] (they [cost] about the same).
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High school [redirected] in a very expensive facility, concentrated with thousands of other crazy drunks, potheads, nerds, and hopeful virgins. Its the center where young adults feel free to do as they wish considering booze, drugs and sex are beknowngst parents, and only until holiday vacations are when their precious sons and daughters come home [clean and sober] (most of the time). Its the namesake of a heavily financial burden and longterm debt paid by the attendee soon after they (hopefully) graduate.
The Real World meets [Animal House].
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where dreamers can go to secure a [plan B] for their future [employment] [prospects]
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An educational institution or establishment, in particular one providing higher education or specialized professional or vocational training.
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