Beached

[Becky]

Driven on a beach; stranded; drawn up on a beach;
as, the ship is beached.

[Justin Bieber]

Hauled up or stranded on a beach.

[Jason Yan]

adj. To be so unresponsive, that one becomes almost like a [beached whale]. Largely due to excessive [intake] of alcohol or marijuana. See also hammered and [blitzed].

[Oralee]

This happens when one is takeing a shit on [the crapper] and the turd ends up [laying] on the porcelin [out of the water].

[Tina]

[Something] thats washed-up, [overdone], played-out, [used up], worn-out.

[Julian]

Excessively [overweight]. [Origin]: [beached whale]

[Magaret]

When a turd either ends up [partly] or completely out of the toilet water, usually leaving [residue] in the bowl after you [flush]

[Vania]

The act of defecating in a manner such that the turd does not get [submerged] in water, but instead resides on the inside of the toilet bowl (possibly [indefinitely]). Like a [beached whale].

[Zipporah Schumaker]

When You Are Really [Stoned], [Past] Being
[Baked]

[Julene]

A beached whale , dolphin, etc. has swum onto a beach and cannot get back into the water.