Baseball

[Sonia]

A game of ball, so called from the bases or bounds ( four
in number) which designate the circuit which each player must endeavor
to make after striking the ball.

[Julian]

Baseball is a bat-and-ball game played between two teams of nine players each who take turns batting and [fielding]. Baseball is considered to be an american invention but historical records suggest that games involving bats, balls, bases, and running around bases have been played in england ([rounders]) and also in asia, (cricket). Often considered a [cerebral] sport, those with short-attention spans do not appreciate the beauty of the game. Lacrosse enthusiasts are the biggest haters of baseball and it is because they are often failed baseball players.

[Magaret]

What people think about to [avoid] [premature ejaculation], when [having sex].

[Renato]

a very hard [ball]
[able] to do some [damage]

[Kit]

The greatest sport ever. PERIOD. Misunderstood by jackasses who have never seen or been to a game.
For everyone who says that baseball is boring, my response is that it is only boring to you because youre too much of an [ignorant prick] to realize the complexities of the game.
You just see a pitcher throwing a ball to a guy with a bat. You dont see that the pitch is an outside [breaking ball] because the pitchers hoping to get the guy to hit a [ground ball] to the right side for a double play.
You dont see the shortstop and second [baseman] signal who has coverage every pitch based on the hitter and situation.
You dont see the outfield playing a deep shift to left field when Albert Pujols is batting.
You dont see the pitcher back up [third on] a ball hit to the outfield with a man on first or, for that matter, the first baseman trailing behind the runner in case of a run-down.
You dont see a pull hitter hitting to the opposite field because there is a gap where the second baseman is playing closer to the bag because he has coverage on the steal.
No.
You just see a man with a glove throwing a ball to a man with a stick...and for THAT...you are a dumbass.

[Gregory]

Yes, people use baseball to define sports and marajuana, but it is also used to describe, [surprise surprise], SEX! When people are too ashamed to say what they have done sexually, they refer [to the base] system.
First Base: Kissing or Making Out
Second Base: Fingering or Touching each other
Third Base: Oral Sex
[Home Base]: Vaginal Sex

[Justin Bieber]

[A game] only [intelligent] people [understand].

[Couch Potatoe]

A ball game played between two teams of nine on a diamond-shaped circuit of four bases. It is played chiefly as a warm-weather sport in the US and Canada.

[Couch Potatoe]

If you [take two] baseballs [and one] [bat] you can make this; 8======greater than