Barton

[Marquetta]

[Super-mans] [REAL] [identity].

[Little_Girl]

1. Someone who has tried very hard and got very far. But [in the end] it didnt even matter.

2. Someone who is super handsome and has a [nice face] but it is slightly [exotic].

[Dianne]

1. When someone makes a grand error.

2. A very embarassing moment.

3. A mistake made due to a combination of laziness, a [brain-fart], [greed], bad luck, and [foolishness].

[Raeanne Dimick]

[Hottest] [ass bitch] of [the 21st century]!

[Mark Zuckerberg]

v. (commonly [bartoned]) an action through which a person or persons is rejected, humiliated, punished, or degraded. Also, having something taken away that is usually and rightfully ones own. See also served

Originating in WIlson NC, [Barton College] is a craphole, from which came Matt [Boykin]. The term was derived from the college by the Appalachian baseball team initially to describe a time when Coach Boykin would make a player do something the player would rather not do. Since Boykin was a coach, there was not much a player could do. Mostly, it was used to describe the person on whom Boykin abused his power, and was therefore widely considered a dick. [Bartoned] would later come to use in everyday life around Boone, NC when something funny would happen to another person. Boykin is a bitch.

[Marquetta]

The act of sucking the cock of a man wearing a wrestling [mask].

Meeting up and giving a blow job while [parking]. No fucking allowed but this always involves [swallowing].

[Britney]

(1) That guy in the meeting that trys to [hork] the conversation to start addressing his own issues, and not the issues being discussed in the meeting in the first place.

(2) That guy you dont want to name your newborn kid after!

(3) Dont look [the Barton] in the eye, dont feed the Barton, dont [entice] the Barton with gifts...

[Monty]

[the barton] is very misunderstood in modern english many people think it is a type of intercourse and some think it is a poop scoop, both wrong. a barton is actually a small feeble agressive child that will sack tap, [debag], t-bag, curb stomp and even circumcise anyone who offends him. they usually come in the shape of a Joel but often get renamed to Jopel. they also like to have sex with small children [gigidy] gigidy goo

[Magaret]

A small village which thinks it is a town. It takes pride alongside the river [humber] which tends to [flood it]. It is filled with chav wannabies, And 14year old [prostitues].

[Ernesto]

Used to describe something repetitive, shallow and primarily boring. Often lacking any sort of [intrigue] or personality whatsoever. Inspired by [Mischa Barton] and her vapid character [Marissa Cooper] on THE OC.